Big dirty stinkin' bass

I first heard Meghan Trainor's track All About that Bass roughly four months ago on Reddit. It was posted and celebrated in their subreddit /r/trollxchromosomes which is a haven for real women to get together and talk about real women things (like douchebag boyfriends and period shits). But since it's recent hype and number one spot in the charts, people have nothing but issues with it. I don't mean the same issues I have with it, which are that she mentions bass so much she may as well be Big Narstie, and that quite frankly, it just isn't a good song. No, these women have a problem because she referrers to her fellow bra wearing vagina people as "skinny bitches" and promotes big bums cus its what "the boys like". There's only one response to the girls who think that this is a huge issue; shuuuuut the fuck up. Okay, you're entitled to your opinion, so here's mine.
Firstly, Meghan Trainor may refer to slim girls as skinny bitches, but the following line (and catchiest in my opinion) is "I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat, but I'm here to tell you every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top" a more important message, no? Holding on to that one line to criticise the whole song as skinny shaming is like the Westboro Baptist Church believing the moral of the Bible is that being homosexual is a sin. Yeah, it's in there, but it's not the whole point, it's not even a sub clause.
Secondly, the song is more about accepting your size yourself as a grown ass woman. She tells the guys to "run along" that aren't into bigger girls because she is not a slim woman. It's actually her mum's advice that is"the boys like a little more booty to hold at night" so if you wanna criticise anyone, criticise Meghan Trainor's Ma'. But that was probably better advice to her daughter who felt down about her weight than "get on the treadmill then, you fat fuck, how dare you insult my womb by being a size 14." I'm pretty sure all of our Mum's have given us some non - PC advice at one point in our lives, we just haven't written a song about it.

I'm not sure that the song really deserves any criticism about it's message, but girls lashing out at it is still a direct indicator that we're no closer to repairing or maintaining the sisterhood. Why aren't we celebrating another woman at number one? Girls aren't going to suddenly start stuffing their faces with pizza cus they want boys to notice their jiggly bum, we do that anyway, cus we're hungry, and cus pizza. The message "be happy with your size" is thrust down all of our throats just the same amount as "bigger is better" and "thigh gaps make you attractive". I just personally can't wait for the year of the booty to be over and hope next year we see a homage to micro penises or something.
Thanks to everyone that made me just dissect that ball bag stench of a song. Now here's Damien Rice's new track, he doesn't want to change you, thank fuck.

I like trains.

This, is my best/house mate and also brother, Dan. Majestic looking, in't he.

Dan is currently working on a project and needs you, yes you, to help him. 

A truly beautiful idea, Dan's vision is to put a short film together based on songs that people associate with a personal memory. Better explained here:

Projects like this don't come along often, and when they do it is so important you take part just so you're able to say; I did that. If not for anything for your own fulfillment.

So, what are you waiting for?  

So it's begun

A brief break down in case you aren't up to date:
This is YOUNG KATO.
Who?
Tommy Wright - Vocals

Jack Edwards - Guitar

Joe Green - Guitar

Joe Lever - Bass

Harry Steele - Keyboards

Sam Henderson - Drums 

What tracks have they done?
Well Drink, Dance, Play is probably their most well known song, but if you watch Made In Chelsea you would probably recognise a lot of their songs, they're featured quite a lot. They even appeared in an episode at the beginning of the series! Zane Lowe has a lot of love for them too!    

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On Wednesday the 14th of November I embarked on a journey with four mates from my sleepy little university town to Dingwalls in Camden. I'd been invited to the YOUNG KATO gig that was kicking off later that evening; and in no way was I prepared for the performance they were about to give. Upon entering Dingwalls I became Two Drinks McGee, after not realising the bars card limit was a fiver. So Bulmers and Red Stripe in hand (we are not here to judge), my friends and I made our way to the back of the dance floor just in time to catch the bands warm up acts Mirror Signal and PROPELLERS. With both acts getting the crowd beautifully buzzed for the main event, I made my way to the front (and slightly to the left, so I didn't get punched in the face by a rouge fist from the mosh pit) just in time for YOUNG KATO to grace to stage. Everybody was cheering, until Tommy entered, then they were screaming in sheer overwhelming delight. The rest of the band fired up their instruments and played probably one of the most memorable gigs I have ever witnessed. Their music just, made everybody so happy. Between songs the guys would express their love for the crowd, they just seemed so down to earth, and humbled. Then came the end of the set and the band announced their final song; Drink, Dance, Play. The crowd went absolutely mental, everybody was moshing and Tommy full on crowd surfed on top of all his adoring fans. After the gig when I spoke to the band as they sold their merch, you felt like they had all the time in the world for you. They're so appreciative of their fans which is so refreshing, tweeting this after the gig: 

These guys are going to be absolutely huge, I can feel it. 
Here's an interview I did with Tommy for all your YOUNG KATO needs!   

Firstly, I love your guys stuff, you’ve made some insane tracks! What brought you guys together to form the band?

The band was bought together by the two step brothers in the band (Jack & Sam). We all had a huge passion for music and just wanted to make some noise.

Why YOUNG KATO? Is there any story behind your name?   

We needed to name the band in less than a week as our first confirmed show was coming up quick. The word 'kato' apparently appeared 'almost everywhere' to our guitarist and he pushed for it. I hated the name at first but we've all grown to love it. YOUNG KATO doesn't mean anything really ... Except us, and that's what I like about it.

You’ve had such a crazy couple of years, what’s been the highlight for you?

There's been so many highlights for us it's hard to choose. I guess specifically for me it was the recent headline show at Dingwalls in Camden on our November tour. There was just short of 400 people going mental and il never forget it.

Have you had any surreal moments this year?

I got a call from our manager at 10am one morning and he explained to me that in 2 weeks, we'l be playing a show St Petersburg, Russia. It was a whistle stop tour and we didn't get to enjoy much scenery. I still today can't quite grasp that songs we wrote, 3am some mornings in Joe's bedroom got us on a plane and took us 1400 miles east.

What’s your favourite track to perform and why?

I suppose at this moment 'Drink, Dance, Play' is the song in the set that just erupts. It's a youthful, vibrant song that seems to just flourish in a live environment. Wherever we are; be it Russia or in Truro on tour, it's really well received.

What did your track ‘Something Real’ being chosen as Zane Lowe’s ‘next hype’ feel like?   

It felt good, especially for someone as influential as Zane to back the band. The best thing about all of this to me is, that as a band, we just play music we would like to hear. Therefore this all becomes a huge compliment when people come to or shows, or even plays us on radio1.

Twitter exploded after your set on Played in Chelsea last week, were you expecting that kind of reaction? 

Not at all, it's always great when you are given the chance to promote your sound in front of a large audience. I was wary of how the desk feed would sound, however thinking back it all looked great and sounded cool, what more do we want? 

Your tracks have been featured on Made in Chelsea before, plus you were filmed performing in Camden Barfly for the beginning of the series. Were any of the band fans of the show before or was it a whole new concept to you?

I've always watched Made in Chelsea for the soundtrack predominantly. Lots of my favourite bands including: Various Cruelties, Zulu Winter, Foals etc are always being given synchs with the show. The show prides themselves on the best new music and were proud to be a part of it.

Have you become friends with any of the cast?

The cast were all really nice, down to earth guys. We've kept in touch with Andy a little bit and had a night out or two. 

You’ve just finished your tour, what do you have planned for your time off?  

We will keep ourselves busy writing more songs, playing a few gigs here and there until the new year. As a band we don't like to stand still and do nothing, it frustrates us! 

What can we expect from the band in 2014?

I know for a fact  that the album will come out. Hopefully we'l be playing almost every festival in the summer and also touring relentlessly throughout the year. We've got a lot of work to do but 2014 is already looking great for us.

So. Awesome. I have nothing but admiration for these guys!
Check them out if you haven't already! 

lovely lovely lovely

That thing happened again where I've found a song I can't stop listening to.
Bastille and Ella Eyre's (Rudimental's live singer, you might remember her from their track Waiting All Night) vocal collab on this make me want to do such a happy wee.
The mash of TLC and The xx is a stroke of pure genius an' all. Then, to top it all off, the Norman Bates Psycho quotes add just enough magic to make this a track that cannot be faulted.
Enjoy, you swines.

Little bitta feels.

Do you have a song that played at the right moment, at the right time, that fit ever-so-perfectly with the situation you were in?
After what I think may have been the loveliest and most sentimental couple of days I've had for a while, I heard this song for the first time (where have I been, right?).

Never the less, I'm sharing it with you, 'cus y'know, beautiful. 

90's nostalgia

I don't think this little blast from the past is listened to enough, everyone add this to your sex playlist, guaranteed hunnies. Thank me later.

Sunday song

Can't. Stop. Listening.

Sunday listening

S'good.

Music gives

Close your eyes and think of heartache,